The Animal Conquers All He Sees- Say Hello to The Wild One
The Animal made a recent comeback and it was glorious. Maybe he’s back for good because I’m alive when I’m wild. Time will tell.
I took a break from everything because I was too busy partying and fucking.
Here’s a recap of what went down along with my thoughts and reading of situations in real time.
Foursome With 3 Austrian Chicks
It all started a few weeks ago when I had the urge to go Downtown by myself. I needed action and monogamy can be very boring. At that point I had been so busy working on stuff that I just needed a taste of it. Just go out, leave my phone behind, get lost, and mingle with people.
I walked into the first bar and it was packed out. As soon as I walk in, I get a few looks from chicks. This is the way of things because I have more presence than most dudes. It’s been this way for 10+ years.
I grab one drink and talk to some people here and there. One kid I know from the gym comes up and says hello. We talk for a little bit.
A chick I know from the local burger joint comes up with her friend and they introduce themselves.
“Oh my God I know you!” She has a nerdy hipster thing going going but she has an amazing ass. Her friend is useless all around. The burger chick asks for my number and says we should “totally” hang out some time. I give it to her but I have no plans of hanging out with her.
Screening in Real Time: I remember early last summer we matched on Tinder and she’s a 21-year old single mom. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!
I wander around by myself and a group of chicks ask me to take a picture of them. I say NO and they get pissed. Some white knight steps in and tries to lecture me on how to treat beautiful girls. He takes their picture and takes them to the bar to buy them a round of shots. He ends up going home with ZERO of them.
Screening in Real Time: All of those chicks are LOSERS. One gave my friend chlamydia a few years back. One is a single mom. And one is a trainwreck.
Eventually, I’m standing against a wall by myself and hot chick “bumps” into me.
“I saw you before. You’re very handsome you know.”
She’s okay. You can tell she was a smoke show back when she was 18 but she’s about 25 now and the drinking/smoking shows.
She knows her shit because she’s sticking her tongue out and rubbing her hands all over my arms/chest. She puts her hand on my piece, which is in KILL MODE at this point. I’m down.
Pull the Trigger (Closing the Sale)- I tell her: “Yo you wanna go back to my place and get fucked stupid by me?” She nods like a good little girl.
Right then her boyfriend comes out of nowhere to confront us.
He must know the drill by now because he pretty much ignores me and starts yelling at her. He grabs her by the wrist and drags her to the back of the bar.
I leave to go to the bar next door. I figure I’ll check it out real quick before I go home.
When I walk in and there’s barely anyone in there. I order a drink and someone grabs my butt.
I turn and see 3 chicks smiling and giggling at me. The one who grabbed me is a smoking hot brunette with blue eyes. The one in the middle is a hot blonde and the one on the end is an okay blonde.
I focus on the brunette and we talk for a little bit. They are from Austria and they just moved here to be nanny’s at some rich people’s houses.
I tell the brunette I want to talk to her real quick (ISOLATE HER) so she tells her friends what’s up and the one on the end proves to be the mother hen.
“Where are you taking her?”
“We’re just going to the back we’ll be right back.”
We go to the back to talk some more. We make out heavily. I’m kissing all over her neck and tits and she’s got her hand all the way down my pants jerking me off.
Pull the Trigger (Selling Point)- “We should go back to my place.” She’s down.
We return to her friends and there’s 2 dudes talking to them. They had met them the night before.
I’m pissed at this point because it throws everything off. They buy the chicks drinks and one of the dudes tries to mack on my chick.
“Is this your girl?
“No it’s not you’re just trying.”
This is why I don’t like going out because you have stupid motherfuckers like these jerkoffs who don’t get how to read people.
“Hey guys lemme talk to ya for a second.”
“Listen, I’m talking to these chicks. Get fucking lost.”
They try to say some shit about working together and how we can each get one but they are incompetents.
“No that’s it. Get lost. Don’t get jerky with me. I’m in no fucking mood. I will crack your fucking skulls open right here right now…”
I stare them down. It’s not a joke. I will kill them on the spot.
My chick gets in front of me and tells me to relax.
“Look at me baby relax. I’m not going anywhere.”
They look at me. They look at the other 2 chicks (who are busy talking to the bartender now) and they leave.
Always stand your ground. I don’t care who you’re up against. Never fucking back down to anyone. Never get punked in front of bitches.
Me and my girl return to her friends and the hot blonde tells me I’m “fucking crazy.”
Me: “I’m not crazy I’m just really horny.”
My Girl: “Yea feel it.”
The blonde feels my shit and I start making out with her. I’m tell her me and the brunette were gonna go back to my place and have some fun.
Pull the Trigger (Selling Point)- “You should join us.” She’s down.
The third friend is a cockblocking cunt so I have to smooth it over with her.
Pull the Trigger (Selling Point)- “Look nothing is going to happen. Are you hungry? Let’s all go to Cookout. My treat.”
She agrees. So I drive us to Cookout and but everyone food. Only cost about $30.
We get back to my place. We all sit in my living room to eat. I put on Cops.
I look at the 2 hot chicks and tell them I want to show them something real quick.
We go to my bedroom and take care of business. Shit was so hot. After I bust off a few, they pass out and I leave to make sure the other one is okay.
She’s on my balcony smoking a cigarette. We talk for a little bit then we go back inside.
She falls asleep on my couch.
I go back into my room to pass out.
I wake up a few hours later because I’m thirsty. So I put some shorts on and go to my refrigerator to get a bottle of water.
The chick on my couch wakes up. I ask her is she wants one and she says yes. So I bring her a bottle of water. I turn the t.v. off. I’m horned out so I look into her eyes and lean in to kiss her. It’s very gentle at first. I take my shorts off and then take her clothes off and I bang her on the couch. I give her a kiss then go back into my room.
After about another hour of sleep the hot brunette starts kissing me and we go at it a few more times.
Eventually, the other 2 chicks wake up and all three of them left by 1:00 PM. I kissed the brunette goodbye and got her number.
“She loves hot dogs.”
It was the Thursday night before I drove back to New York.
The plan was I was going to get a good night’s sleep and then wake up early to drive back to New York.
But that didn’t happen.
I went out to one of the college bars but I did so under the following guidelines:
- Get one drink.
- Only talk to the hottest chick. If nothing happens after I do that, go straight home.
So I get a drink and walk around.
I run into a chick I used to bang who ended up being the crazy stalker type so I immediately go to the outside part of the bar and just chill there for 5 minutes. I go back inside and find a spot to chill. A shot girl comes up to me. I don’t know why but I did 2 test tube shots.
Eventually, I see a stunning brunette with green eyes walking with her friends (4 busted black chicks) towards the bathroom. They go in and it’s just her waiting outside for them.
She’s absolutely stacked too. A group of black guys are nearby checking her out but none of them do anything. I see one short kid approach her but she sort of brushes him off.
Yes, I COLD APPROACHED.
“Hey what’s up. You’re very beautiful what’s you name?”
She smiles and tells me her name.
Then she asks me my name. We go back and forth and eventually she tells me she’s originally from Long Island.
BINGO- This is the golden nugget (commonality) I’m going to build off of.
Just as we reach this point, her friends come out and drag her away. They are as cunty as they are ugly. What the fuck is she doing with them?
I’m left standing there. The black guys watch this and one of them yells out to me: “Ayy you better go get dat! You better go get dat!”
I’m already on my way. However, I don’t want to seem too thirsty so I grab another drink first. I down that to get in the zone. Then I find her and start talking to her again.
“So what part of Long Island are you from?” We talk about Long Island for a while.
Eventually, shes starts talking about how she likes to work out.
I tell her: “Yea I tried working out once… I didn’t really like it.”
She’s starts laughing and she’s getting a little more touchy feely. At this point, her friends are kind of listening in. They seem to be cool with me.
Eventually, I start making out with her and whispering naughty shit in her ear.
Pull the Trigger (Selling Point)- As I’m making out with her, I whisper: “You know I’d fuck the shit out of you.” She digs it because she replies back: “Oh yeah?”
I know she’s down to fuck.
Her friends get in the middle of us and tell me I’m getting “too fresh” with her. So I ease up but I really want to bang her.
How I Get Her Alone: So I ask her if she’s hungry. That’s how I plan to get her alone. There’s a guy right outside the bar who sells hot dogs to all the drunk people leaving.
She’s down and I tell her friends we’ll be right back. We go outside and I buy us a couple of hot dogs.
We eat them on the hood of my car.
“You think you slick huh?”
“What do you mean?”
“You know exactly what I mean.”
We finish eating and make out a little bit more. Now is my chance to bang her.
Pull the Trigger (Selling Point)- “Let’s go back to my place. I live 5 minutes from here. You’re gonna have a blast with me I promise.”
She gets in my car and we go back to my place. I show her around and then I rail her out. I get like 5 good ones off.
We wake up at 9 and bang one more time in my shower. She helps me pack a few more things.
I drop her off at her place (the next town over) and from there I make my way up to New York City…
*** Yes, she is on the payroll.
The King of New York Arrives
The drive from North Carolina to New York is a cake walk compared to all the driving I’ve done over the last 2 years.
I arrive at my friend’s place around 11:00 PM. They are already rushing me to get ready. Meanwhile, I’m exhausted.
But it’s good to see my friend John. We haven’t “winged“each other in 4 years. Time flies!
I take a quick shower, get dressed, and hammer 3 Fireball shots.
Between, all the fucking, shitty sleep, and 10 hours of driving I am exhausted and my dick needs to wake up so I finish my bottle of horny goat weed spray.
We first go to the Jane Hotel but can’t get in because it was late and they were doing guest list only.
So we go to Biergarten (I know) and have some drinks there. Honestly, it’s an all out sausage fest and most of the chicks are busted.
We mingle around and talk to a few chicks.
Funny Point: We end up talking to these 2 chicks from Minnesota that were okay. I can’t stand chicks in their 20’s with crow’s feet around their eyes. At one point, I lean in to John and say: “Yo let’s bounce. My dick’s hard and I’m trying to fuck. These chicks down?”
I guess I didn’t whisper it because one of the chicks hears this and is immediately disgusted. So they leave. Next, we go to Brass Monkey (I know) and get some more drinks there.
We get more drinks and walk around. A hot blonde walks by me so I stop her.
She immediately digs me. She has a hot brunette friend that John is on.
I buy everyone drinks. I make out with my girl. He makes out with his.
So we pull them out of the bar. We go to take a cab back to the crib but the chicks still want to party so we go to another club (can’t remember the name).
Now this is where my night turns shitty.
They initially let my friend and my chick in. So it’s me and the brunette standing outside. It’s fucking freezing out.
Eventually, one of the security guys comes and gets the brunette. So it’s just me standing outside by myself.
The door guys won’t let me in. One of them is a pathetic wigger wearing a fake fur coat and a fake grill.
I wait outside for two hours. I don’t really have a choice. At this point, I’m pissed at John and those two bitches.
To John’s credit, he did come back with a security guy to come get me but the wigger door guy wouldn’t allow it.
Thankfully, John comes out with those two chicks and they are just they right amount of hammered.
I play the guilt card and my girl feels really bad.
“Don’t worry baby I’ll make it up to you.”
We get a cab back to my friend’s place. I’m making out with my chick in the back seat and she’s really horny.
“You’re gonna fuck me good right baby?”
We get back and I piss in the bathroom. I go to leave but she makes me stay in the bathroom while she pees. She unzips my pants and starts sucking me off.
“Mmm you’re gonna fuck in this room right?”
We open the bathroom to go into that empty bedroom but right then that kid came back with a chick that he had pulled. So that was a no go.
So I did the only think I could do and took her to John’s room and fucked her right on his bed while he was with his chick on the couch.
Funny Point: At one point I put my pants on and left the room to get a glass of water. After I finished, I filled up a bowl of water and brought it back to her to drink.
We all leave and cab it to Artichoke’s Basille’s, which is a pizza place I have been dying to try. As soon as we get there, my chick realizes she forgot her purse. So John gives me the key and we cab it back to the crib.
Her purse is there so we fuck another four times. Her phone is blowing up the whole time. I look over and it’s always either her friend or her boyfriend (“this guy I’m talking to”).
The savage in me decides to fuck with him. The first time I answer it I’m pounding her out. Her phone is right underneath her pillow so he can hear everything. The second time I answer it I’m sliding my dick in out of her mouth while he yells.
“What are you doing?!!! Why won’t you answer!!”
We get dressed and meet John/her friend outside. They had cabbed it back.
They leave and John has to get his so we go to this chick’s penthouse he’s been talking to.
She’s a train wreck. She’s doing lines of blow off of a mirror while John talks to her so I go to her kitchen and wipe out her fridge.
I heat up her leftover chicken parmigiana and penne a la vodka and destroy it all.
She invites a bunch of people over and then we go to an after party.
We go to the wrong address because they are degenerates. At that point John gives me his keys so I cab it back to the crib and pass out on his couch.
The Return of the King
Next morning, I wake up and drive to Artichoke Basille’s. I park in front of a fire hydrant and get 2 slices of crab pizza that I eat on the way home back to Long Island.
I go to sleep for the rest of the day and wake up at 7:00 PM to take the train into the city.
Time for Round 2.
I get to John’s place and he’s busy slamming out some chick he just had a date with. I hammer a few shots then we go to Hotel Chantelle.
We meet up with Jason James who is an awesome guy to know in NYC. Check out his Facebook Group.
I’ve been here years ago. It’s 3 floors and packed with chicks.
John gets $150 tab so we get hurricane drunk.
We talk to a bunch of hot chicks but nothing is really down.
Some highlights before my basement adventure:
1) I talk to hot German chick at bar and her beta male orbiter doesn’t like it. So he gives me a little passive aggressive “nudge.”
I elbow him. He’s start chirping at me at me and I smack his drink out of his hand. Glass shatters everywhere. The bartender yells at me and the bouncer comes over.
They threaten to kick me out. The girl comes up to me and puts her arms around me.
“He’s not with me. He’s just a friend. I’m here all alone. Don’t be angry. You’re too cute to do something stupid and get thrown out.”
Me and the kid shake hands and she tells me to “find her later.”
2) On the second floor, I end up talking to a hot chick from Texas. Some big Russian kid tries to talk to her but I tell him to fuck off. He’s smart enough to listen.
She’s not down so I decide to go to the basement and go into 2011 college frat party mode. I’m annihilated at this point. I see a hot blonde chick and start talking to her. We start making out. Some cuck comes out of nowhere and tells me it’s his wife.
I don’t believe it but sure enough they show me pictures and everything.
“Okay well is your wife single?”
She laughs and then I bounce.
I run into the German chick from the third floor we dance and make out for a little bit. I put her hand on my dick but she pulls back. She’s not down so I bounce.
I see a hot blonde chick dancing against a wall by herself and grab her. She’s bad as fuck and has a lip piercing.
“Who the fuck are you? You’re sexy as fuck!”
“No you are!”
We start making out. I kiss on her neck and titties and I put her hand down my pants.” She Snapchats us making out.
Pull the Trigger (Selling Point)- As I’m making out with her, I whisper: “Fuck, I wanna fuck you so bad! Let’s get out of here!”
She’s down but she doesn’t want to leave so I suggest we go to the bathroom.
She asks where the bathroom is and I point over to it. She grabs my hand and she leads the way.
I lock the door and we get to work. We make out and she gets on her knees to blow me.
I turn her around and bend her over the toilet. As I’m fucking her I go into her purse and take out her phone. I put her head down and start Snap Chatting it to her boyfriend. Security is pounding on the door.
We finish, get dressed, and I open the door. Security is screaming at us. So I start screaming at them. I’m so drunk I start throwing up on the floor and bolt away to disappear into the crowd.
I make my way upstairs and out the front door. I cut a bunch of people in line waiting for a cab and flip them all off in the process.
As the cab takes me to Artichoke Basille’s I order a whole pie so that it’s good to go once I get there.
I get there and wait in the dining section. One of the pizza chefs is cool with me and says I can stay. The bouncer wants me to leave but the chef tells him off and says I’m cool.
I see 2 hot chicks sitting alone so I sit with them.
One of the chicks really likes me and we hit it off. The other one is a cunt. I get my pizza as they are leaving and invite them to my friend’s place.
The chick I like is down and she drags her friend into the cab with us. We make out in the back of the cab and get to the crib.
The friend fucks it up by not allowing my girl to come in so she drags her away. Oh well, I go upstairs and eat some pizza. I pass out.
Next, day I goon around the city with my friends. I link up with Brad Holiday and talk to him for a while.
I’m glad I got to meet him. He’s a solid dude and we’re on the same page on a lot of things.
Eventually, I take the train back to Long Island.
The King Completes the Trilogy
Two days later John hits me up to go into the city again but we never actually link up. I get there and find out he’s out with some blonde chick.
I hammer a few shots and cab it to this shitty NYU bar (13th Step) he said was good but when I got there it sucked. It was a total sausage fest.
So I cab it to Ph.D but they won’t let me in. I go next door to Tao and grease the wheels with the bouncer and he lets me slide through.
I like Tao because it’s smaller but the quality is way higher. There’s a lot of model looking chicks and the dudes there are all pussified granola cucks.
I’m the only knock around blue-collar type in there. I get a few drinks and mingle around. I talk to some chicks but nothing major. Eventually, I stand at the bar by myself holding my drink.
There’s a hot chick right by me sort of dancing with some dude who is a massive tool. The chick and I stare at each other.
I lean in and open her.
“Who’s this faggot?”
“Oh haha! He’s not with me. We just know each other from work.”
I take a few steps in the other direction and motion her to come over to me.
This is a very powerful/dominant move- The way you get in the driver’s seat with these bitches is by getting them to invest. Most pickup fags view investment in terms of emotions. However, I view investment in terms of ACTIONS.
The opportunity to start begins with the initial interaction.
Instead of running up to her like a little faggot why don’t you flip the screen and tell her to “come here.”
The dude follows her like a dog.
“Fuck off kid.” (I said kid but the dude was probably 35.)
I stare him down, he puts his hands up, and leaves.
She digs it and asks my name. We go back and forth talking. I ask her if she’s single. She’s NOT. She’s there with a bunch of friends.
She tells me she doesn’t do good with “bad guys” like me.
I tell her I’m not a bad guy and that I’m very gentle.
“I doubt that you look like you could break me in 2.”
We make out for a little bit but then that dude and 5 of her friends come back. So I leave.
I stand on the dance floor by myself and goon around. A hot model type chick gives me the eye and we start talking.
My dick is still hard from when I was making out with that other chick. I had also taken 3 of John’s maca pills when I was back at the crib.
She catches me trying to tuck it into my waistband and laughs.
“Haha! Does that mean you’re happy to see me?”
“Oh yeah… you could say that.”
We make out. I actually make out with her gently because I only got my hand on the side of her face. Chicks love that. She takes it a step further and plays with my dick. I move away but her hand is still down my pants.
Now she’s teasing me.
“Do you like that?”
We make out some more and I take her to bathroom. The bathroom guy is there and is not letting it happen. I throw him $300 and he’s down.
We go into a stall and make out some more. I turn her around to put my dick in her but I don’t have a condom and it’s total deal breaker for her. She’s just not down.
“Come on don’t leave me empty handed. Look I already got some clear coming out. Knock this right quick. You’ll make my night… and by night I mean month.”
She plays ball and gets on her knees. It takes about 2 minutes for me to bust. She spits it into the toilet and leaves.
As I wash my hands, the bathroom guy laughs at me and tells me he had condoms.
I leave Tao and cab it back to 13th Step because John was texting me he was there. I get there and he’s not there so I cab it back to the crib. I’m hungry so I stop by Time Square for a gyro. On my walk back, I stop by a little bar right by Time’s Square. It’s actually got a decent talent pool so I go in and walk around.
I see three dudes talking to a hot chick so I go in to talk to her. They immediately block me so I just let them be.
I eventually see a hot brunette chick with a hot ass so I squeeze it.
She laughs and says hello. She says I’m cute and have very pretty eyes.
I buy her a drink and we really like each other.
I tell her we should go somewhere to “chill” and she agrees.
She tells me she’s staying at the W with her friends. She wants to leave but doesn’t want to leave her friends so I joke around.
I tell her to make a decision and “be a man.”
She busts out laughing. She introduces me to her friends.
I’m a little nervous about this because the more people thrown into the mix the more likely a good pull get’s fucked up.
My mantra will always ring true because it’s all about the win: JUST GET THE WIN.
However, her friends are really cool because they don’t try to cockblock me. She whispers to her friend and her friend looks me up and down. Then she gives her the room key.
We bounce and walk back to her hotel. I rail her out twice. She says she’s hungry so we get dressed and I take her to get a gyro (at the same cart).
We eat gyros and hang out in Time’s Square. Her friends text her so she figures it time to head back. I walk her to her hotel, we kiss goodbye and then I walk back to the crib.
I pass out and when I wake up I head back to Long Island for good.
I’ve had enough of New York City.
It’s only natural to free the animal. And I am an animal.
That’s the only way to live in the world Of Tyrants & Tellers.
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