Is That Hot Girl Really Just An Escort? | 15 Tell-Tale Signs A Girl F*cks For Money or “Gifts”
I remember it like it was just yesterday. Things were finally starting to turn around for me.
My job hunt was over. I was finally leaving the nest for good. My new job started next month and I was in Austin checking out the city and trying to find a place to live.
I was laying in bed with a chick. We had met the night before when I was out with some of my future coworkers.
I hit her up in the afternoon and she was down to come hangout. It was an easy close. She picked me up at my hotel and she drove us to the Blue Ox for some BBQ.
Afterwards, we went back to my hotel, had a few drinks at the hotel bar, and then went up to my room to take care of business.
We were in bed having one of those after-sex conversations where you and the chick really “open up.”
Somehow the conversation landed on having sex for money and she admitted to me that she’s done that before.
I couldn’t believe it.
She was a bartender and she got offers all the time. One time she took it and spent the night with a guy for $1000.
That was an eye opening experience for me. I always thought of escorts as women you see aimlessly walking around by themselves in casinos or those who openly advertise themselves online.
It never occurred to me that regular civilians resorted to this as well.
It makes sense when you think about it. We live in a fucked up world where materialism reigns supreme. We also live in a time when family and community have lost all meaning.
This article is an interesting piece because it’s based off of my general observations living (and partying) in the following cities:
- Las Vegas
- Los Angeles
- New York City
Be sure to read this article as well because I checked it out and a lot of it is legit.
1. The lifestyle doesn’t match up.
This requires some screening on your part. Maybe you know her well and this information is just established. Maybe you are getting to know her and you realize that something just doesn’t quite add up.
Does her image match her means? This is the biggest give away. If a chick doesn’t have a job, doesn’t come from money and yet lives a lavish lifestyle, something is off.
Something is off if a hot chick is broke and yet she: drives a Mercedes, rocks designer everything, and is always going on “vacations.”
You’ll also get a sense of this when you and the chick are verbally screening each other. How does she react when you ask: “What do you do?”
Vague or hesitant answers are usually a tell-tale sign.
I remember I was talking to this chick at 1Oak (back when it was the place to go on a Tuesday night in Vegas) and when I asked her what she did she said: “Oh… you know… I get money.”
2. She’s always traveling by herself.
This is a dead giveaway especially if she’s going to places like Dubai. Why would a single girl travel all over the world by herself? And how the hell can she afford it? The answer is that there’s usually someone paying for it.
3. She’s always posting up pictures of herself on private jets, yachts, in supercars, and in mansions.
Again, all you have to do is connect the dots. What broke chick can realistically afford this lifestyle? None. There’s a reason why you never see the person on the other side of the camera.
FUN FACT: A lot of escorts drive BMW’s. Don’t ask me why. It’s just a pattern I’ve noticed over the years.
4. All of her friends are known escorts.
This is more applicable to Vegas, LA, NYC, and Miami. Remember what they say. Birds of a feather flock together.
One of my friends in Vegas fell for this trap. He had a crush one this girl and when I told him I thought she was an escort, he didn’t believe me.
But all the signs were there.
- constantly traveled by herself
- wore designer everything
- didn’t seem to have a real job or any source of income
- constantly meeting up with friends at the casino (usually from Dubai)
But the most tell-tale sign for me was that all of her friends were escorts. Every single one of them…
5. She wanders around nightclubs/bars/lounges/pool parties by herself.
Why would a girl or even two girls do this? Because they tryna’ get that work, son.
This is obvious at Vegas Pool Parties like Wet Republic. If you see a “two-set” where both of them are dime pieces walking by around in $2000 designer swimwear by themselves… something is definitely up.
6. She approaches you and is extra flirty asking you if you want to “party”.
Do I really need to explain this one?
7. She has her e-mail in her Instagram bio for people to contact her for “bookings.”
She’s not a real model with a real agency. So what is she being booked for?
This quite common on Instagram. The chicks that list their e-mail in their Insta-bio exhibit the majority of these other signs as well.
8. She works as a hired gun (Strippers, bartenders, bottle service chicks, “Breastaurant” waitresses, etc).
This may come as shock to a lot of you but it’s more common than you think.
“Hired” guns get solicited for sex all the time and they actually agree to it a lot of the time.
These types of negotiations are the norm is Vegas/LA/NYC/Miami but they also go down in other cities as well.
The arrangement is made while the chick is working and she meets up with the guy after her shift is over. For those of you wondering about morals, they are gone at this point.
Cash, jewelry, shopping sprees, drugs, and vacations are today’s idols.
Here’s a small sample of some “deals” I know have gone down over the years:
- Bartender in Austin who would actively solicit her “services” to traveling businessmen for $500/night.
- Countless bottle service girls in Vegas who had sugar daddies in their 60’s and 70’s.
- 18 year old Twin Peaks chick who fucks a retired cop (in his 60’s) in exchange for having her rent paid for.
- Pool girl in Vegas whose sugar daddy set her up with a high rise in Panorama Tower.
- Hooters girl in Dallas whose favorite “customer” bought her a Porsche Panamara.
- Bottle service girl in Vegas who fucked a famous rapper in exchange for a feature in one of his videos.
- Bottle rat in LA/Vegas scene who fucked a famous DJ in exchange for an Instagram plug.
9. Red Bottoms and Designer Everything.
This is just a tell-tale sign that everyone knows about now.
10. She only wears men’s deodorant.
This is an interesting one relayed to me by one of my Facebook friends but it makes perfect sense. Escorts tend only wear men’s deodorant as a courtesy to their clients. The high end clients tend to be married. The escorts that service them wear men’s deodorant so that the men don’t go home smelling like chicks. How thoughtful.
11. She always hanging around celebrities.
Celebrities know that women are value chasers. Women go where the value and status are. That’s why groupies exist.
If a celebrity throws a pile of cash at a chick, do you really think she is going to say no?
12. She parties with Dan Bilzerian.
Every single one of those chicks you see partying with Dan Bilzerian is a high end escort.
13. She has a second phone.
Drug dealers and escorts are notorious for having multiple phones: a main phone and a burn phone. There’s really no other reason for an average, non-professional, no name chick to have a second phone unless she is doing something shady.
14. She carries condoms.
Regular chicks don’t really go around carrying condoms in their purses.
15. She uses drugs or has a drug problem.
This is common in the high school and college scenes. Most guys will “negotiate” with chicks if they don’t have the money. In fact, a lot of chicks are fine with this actually. Many prefer to give some quick boom boom or yum yum instead of paying for their drugs with money. It’s quick and chicks don’t like paying for anything.
That’s why it’s retarded to date chicks who engage in recreational drug use. They have all been offered the option to go bobbing for apples as a form of payment. You really think they’ve refused every single time.
Hopefully, you found this article helpful. Now you have 15 signs a girl is an escort. Do yourself a favor and be on the lookout for these signs that a chicks is an escort. The last thing you want to do is catch feelings for that kind of chick.
This is for the frogs who refuse to boil, the elephants who refuse to be tied down, and the owls who lurk in darkness. I see you.